COLLECTION: This is not a post…
…this is a complaint: Just as “the units” crossed the $100 mark (and with two days to go no less) eBay took my auction down.
That was meant to spell out a little message to eBay, kind of like a flip-book, but I’m not really sure it worked. Can you see what I’m saying? Maybe if you cut a small horizontal hole in a piece of paper, then look through it while you scroll past the… er, sorry, there I go getting all Mr. Wizard on you. I think I doubled up on the "f"-sound anyway.
Regardless, as long as I was sitting in the booth, I abounded the pantomime act in favor of some vigorous head-shaking.
That’s always a good time. I’ve done better too—if you time it just right your mouth stretches out all funny—but I started feeling sick. My brain hurt. And my glasses flew off. And Grant said he could hear my lips smacking halfway down the bar and I started laughing.
Back to the eBay situation though; apparently they took it down cause it was listed in the wrong category. Who knew they weren’t collectables? Anyway, if you check back Monday mid-day-ish there’ll be a new and improved link to a new and improved ad—assuming of course I can find the “mature audiences” section of eBay, which I haven’t been able to do so far, otherwise they’re going under “health>massagers” where I’ve found several similar items.
On a side note I’ve had to put my interning plans on hold as I’ve decided to go to Vegas for the next week or so for the World Series of Poker. I’m hoping to update from there, but I was also planning on taking my eBay money and multiplying it by 35-or so with a single perfect roulette bet. Now I guess I’m going to have to play with my rent money… eesh, wish me luck.
Sadly, this time around I had to put it in the "mature audience" section, it’s no different really, except that you can’t check it out without first logging in with your eBay account, then click a button promising you’re over 18. Also, I had a bit of a hard time getting it up (no pun intended), if you suffer similar difficulty, I recommend coming back to the page and clicking the link again AFTER you log in. Weird, I know. Bottom line: I guess its for serious buyers only now… oh well.
That was meant to spell out a little message to eBay, kind of like a flip-book, but I’m not really sure it worked. Can you see what I’m saying? Maybe if you cut a small horizontal hole in a piece of paper, then look through it while you scroll past the… er, sorry, there I go getting all Mr. Wizard on you. I think I doubled up on the "f"-sound anyway.
Regardless, as long as I was sitting in the booth, I abounded the pantomime act in favor of some vigorous head-shaking.
That’s always a good time. I’ve done better too—if you time it just right your mouth stretches out all funny—but I started feeling sick. My brain hurt. And my glasses flew off. And Grant said he could hear my lips smacking halfway down the bar and I started laughing.
Back to the eBay situation though; apparently they took it down cause it was listed in the wrong category. Who knew they weren’t collectables? Anyway, if you check back Monday mid-day-ish there’ll be a new and improved link to a new and improved ad—assuming of course I can find the “mature audiences” section of eBay, which I haven’t been able to do so far, otherwise they’re going under “health>massagers” where I’ve found several similar items.
On a side note I’ve had to put my interning plans on hold as I’ve decided to go to Vegas for the next week or so for the World Series of Poker. I’m hoping to update from there, but I was also planning on taking my eBay money and multiplying it by 35-or so with a single perfect roulette bet. Now I guess I’m going to have to play with my rent money… eesh, wish me luck.
CLICK HERE FOR THE NEW LISTING.
Sadly, this time around I had to put it in the "mature audience" section, it’s no different really, except that you can’t check it out without first logging in with your eBay account, then click a button promising you’re over 18. Also, I had a bit of a hard time getting it up (no pun intended), if you suffer similar difficulty, I recommend coming back to the page and clicking the link again AFTER you log in. Weird, I know. Bottom line: I guess its for serious buyers only now… oh well.
45 Comments:
Oh Jake. You are adorable.
Great post!
have fun in vegas...
do a spread in playgirl..or jewishboy...theyll give you some cash..or start a fee to look at porn and bunny site!
Just sell them through this site - provide a paypal link with a fixed price !!!
Are you saying "What the fu-fuck?"
i have found the mature audience section at ebay! goto the main page under categories and click on all categories, then goto the bottom of the browse categorie column and click see all categories. At the bottom right under the everything else listing, click see all everything else categories and on that page to the right, you will find the listing for mature audiences! alot of categories ugh lol.
i was upset to hear that eBay rejected you! sell 'em on craigs list!
you need to submit those photo booth pics to this website!!
www.shakeskin.com
Hey there -- I'm an ebay addict. When you go to ebay to list the item -- choose 'everything else' as your category, then 'mature audiences' is a subcategory under that. Hope you get alot for them - and good luck in vegas!
rent schment, you only live once just maybe not in the same house :)have fun in vegas.
Ha ha!! You always know how to make me laugh!!
Good luck in Vegas. Don't use your rent money on strippers or in my case, the Sephora at the Aladdin.
You look sexy when you shake your head like a horse.
I could practically see your brain smashing against the sides of your head in the head-shaking pictures.
That last picture is adorable. You should use it to sell your um... "collectables".
you should check out the group "Flapface" on flickr.
something for everybody, especially freakbiscuits like you.
as a bidder, I was pissed too
fuck ebay...why not use naughtybids.com...that way you can customize 'em with the body fluid of the highest bidders choice....just don't forget to double-baggie before you ship!
awesome!!
better yet, try....
http://www.jowlers.com/
always entertaining!! thanks jake.
xoxo
I wondered how long it was going to take EBAY to block your auction. It sure took them long enough. I wonder who complained!
Probably someone who wasn't selling their dildos for $100.
I bet it was Rachel or Veronica. Those bitches!
Please do a JOWLER with your cock. I want to see the funny expression on your dick.
damn. i was waiting until the last day when i could scoop those beauties up for $150. looking forward to being almost "air tight." love, j
Woo-hoo! First bidder on the new listing. Um...what was I thinking? How do I retract a bid? I really wanted the golden version.
Dude,
I'm wasted..and I ahve a mohawk right nowe!! Come to college soon man!! Take it sleazy and have fun in Vegas!
-Brandon.
"eBay has made a policy decision not to allow access to the Mature Audiences category outside the US.
This restriction applies to browsing, bidding and selling."
Damn!
- Plaaswolfie, South Africa
ditto from australia. just make us all one :D
geez, it wont let me into the adult section without first enetering a cc #. the last time I fell for that one, I ended up with way more dildos than I had intended to buy. that's how they getcha, I suppose.
my crush on you continues to grow. your narcissism rivals only mine.
heart,
s.
http://www.mediabistro.com/joblistings/jobview.asp?joid=26952&page=1
Playboy is looking for a "literary" editor...perhaps your dream job?
After seeing these photos, I am not sure I want to marry Jake anymore.
Oh man, ebay is lame...sucks to be your dildos! Lol. Oh well...sorts the men from the boys..or something like that! :oP
Lets have more Jake, I like this frequent posting thing, go for the fountain enema! You know you want to...
Fuck a duck...ebay does not allow non USA users to enter the adult section...i thought we were the original pervs? what's so good in there that we are not allowed?
Fuck a duck...ebay does not allow non USA users to enter the adult section...i thought we were the original pervs? what's so good in there that we are not allowed?
"eBay has made a policy decision not to allow access to the Mature Audiences category outside the US.
This restriction applies to browsing, bidding and selling."
-> that sucks!
seriously, what's the deal?
tha last time i couldn't bit, because you won't ship it to europe. this time ebay doesn't even allow me to browse your THING.
what's the deal?
hey jake. if you read this i'd be glad if you drop me a line at my blog. seriosly.
your one and only european reader i guess.
Should have sold them separately, Jake... woulda made more profit... good luck tho!
Do you think you could start your own line of Real World/Road Rules dildos. I wouldnt mind having the complete set.
hey jake.
thanks for leaving a note. its not that i wanna buy them but at least id like to take a view. doesn't matter.
just keep going, your whole blog thing is really entertaining.
greetings from europe.
HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT AND HOW MUCH MONEY IS IT AT?????
'Take Home The Twins' Update
- for those who cant view:
The current bid is $73.00
Time left: 4 days 6 hrs
History: 15 bids
Is Erin playing in the WSOP again? If so, how's she doing??
Put those suckers in me.
Hot
In case anyone is wondering, I am the current highest bidder on ebay for Jake's likeness.
you shouldn't fapped the whole week before
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Damn, no bids from outside U.S:
"eBay has made a policy decision not to allow access to the Mature Audiences category outside the US.
This restriction applies to browsing, bidding and selling". The resurgent Aussie Dollar may have made you rich!
Damn, no bids from outside U.S:
"eBay has made a policy decision not to allow access to the Mature Audiences category outside the US.
This restriction applies to browsing, bidding and selling". The resurgent Aussie Dollar may have made you rich!
people are really bidding on this, eh? and my boredom is compelling me to continue reading your blog....it looks similar to mine, with more picutres and funnier content. wow.
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