COLLECTION: I'm a Pussy
This is my friend (name and likeness removed at friend's request).
This is her vagina.
Well, a picture of it anyway. Long story short, she’s a sex-educator/writer. I guess that still doesn’t explain the picture, but whatever.
Once I got my hands on it, all hell broke loose.
I mean, you know how I feel about vagina.
First I got friendly with the thing.
Then I tried it on.
Say what you will; call me a pussy if you must.
But it felt pretty good. Does that make me a girl?
I guess it doesn't matter. All I know is, me and my pussy are lighting some candles, slipping into a nice hot bath and writing in our journal.
See you next time.
This is her vagina.
Well, a picture of it anyway. Long story short, she’s a sex-educator/writer. I guess that still doesn’t explain the picture, but whatever.
Once I got my hands on it, all hell broke loose.
I mean, you know how I feel about vagina.
First I got friendly with the thing.
Then I tried it on.
Say what you will; call me a pussy if you must.
But it felt pretty good. Does that make me a girl?
I guess it doesn't matter. All I know is, me and my pussy are lighting some candles, slipping into a nice hot bath and writing in our journal.
See you next time.
49 Comments:
Wow...that is truly one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen...
I know the penis leaves a lot to be desired in the looks department...but DANG! Who would want to go anywhere near that thing?!?! Best form of contraception I've ever seen.
Now I know why I'm waiting till marriage!
Good luck with your pussy Jake, better you than me.
Am I the only one who seems to notice that you edit your posts the day after? The one beforre this must've changes 5 times over the course of the night. It's better now, but it got me wondering how many of the others you're tampering with.
Her arms are as hairy as yours! Sure that isn't your sister's pussy??
Yesterday someone said they only wanted to see your friends if they get to see their genitals too. Now this. Does this mean you’re taking requests? If it does put me down for more wet T-shirt stuff.
Don't get me wrong, I love it. I just wish I'd have waiting till my boss wasn't standing behind me to open it.
wow. i could never be a lesbian.
Two great tastes that taste great together. You're one sexy motherfucker!
Hmm... I don't know about this post, Jake. Lol. Vaginas are something you want to taste and penetrate, but it isn't the best looking thing around.
i'm suddenly glad that I've never had to look at mine...
that was lovely. thank you.
I've seen many vaginas in my life - many different shapes, sizes, colors, and states of disrepair - and without a doubt your friend Jaime has the second prettiest pussy it's ever been my good fortune to witness. It's not just the grooming, it's the perfect labia minora. That's really the kicker. Sure, most girls don't have those overused roast beef lips, but Jaime takes it to a new level. And don't even get me started on that beautifully shaped vulva and clitoris!
Jamie, if I lived in NYC, you'd have a booty call for life!
You know Jake, that could never be your pussy. It doesn't fit you because you're too damn hairy! LOL ;) Keep dreaming!
thank god i'm a vegetarian
Wow. Just wow.
More, more, more.
That's how I want it. That's how I want it.
From a straight woman's perspective - yuck.
But I'm also thinking that there will be some very sticky keyboards and men typing with one hand after they read this.
haha..funny..truly original blog.
that is such a pretty vagina! looks like mine!
fuck all of you hatin' on the pussy. not only did i get a close look at jamye's pussy (picture), but i got to see several stranger pussies (or rather pussies of strangers) licked in all kinds of ways- and they were worthy of awe. just wait, when the Big Pussy desends to earth, all of you nonworshippers will be smitten with wicked yeast infections and i will bask in her juices.
Vagina's are so gross. They look like Sci-Fi creatures. I'm so glad I'm gay. Tits I can deal with, they're fun to touch and fun to look at but please ladies, leave the underwear on.
wrong. just wrong.
I see a shining light in the first vagina pic?
Is that you Jesus?
seriously, what a bunch of pussy haters.
I mean, say what you want, but if any of you straight ladies voicing disgust at that perfectly gorgeous vadge must have a lot of self hate to deal with.
hey, if you need a hand with that - click my name. I can teach you a lot of neat things to do with your vagina.
nice vadge, JB. I'd eat you raw.
//I see a shining light in the first vagina pic?
Is that you Jesus?//
aj: that was the best comment EVER!
Jake, I've got an extra ticket to Miami for May 18th-22nd. Wanna be my date?
Goodness that is the nastiest thing i have ever seen! poor lady but her poon is gross.
And I thought your golden schlong was scary....
haha nice vag, it looks good on you
ps. good to see you got your achives back!
About time people start demystifying what realy should be the most natural thing in the world; our naked bodies (not as far as going blase though ;).
With stories of girls not even knowing how their own gender look like (where's that healthy dose of curiosity?), good on her! I admire and cheer on her initiative and her work :]
And it's a well taken photo too!
And to all the people saying "yuck", know that your mouth is the filthiest part of your body ;]
/Farsot.
Okay, I find it a little icky - which I suppose is why I am gay - but actually I think it's the fact that it's so blown up that makes me feel that way. In person, in it's actual size, I think it would probably look pretty cute - but, it does look alien-like and freaky that big - actually frightening - just like a super huge anus would scare me -but in person, yummmm.
Geez....
For "Pussy Haters" here (I'm exempting the gay men): That is a very pretty vagina. And, if you don't like it, well, I have a few suggestions for you:
If you're a straight man: Stop dating girls all-together. Because, really? That is a pussy. And, if you don't like it, don't EVEN BOTHER us by attempting to stuff your cock into our vaginas. Please. Really. Reconsider your orientation, or something.
If you're a Girl / Woman: Look at your OWN pussy. Does it not look like that? It does some pretty wonderful things. It's not disgusting. Or whatever. Why would you even allow your lover / boyfriend / whatever, go down on you or fuck you if you thought this pussy (which is really pretty, in my opinion) was so disgusting? I mean. Comeon.
Ok, PLEASE Jake, give us another post, rather than making people talk about pussys over and over
'I think it's pretty!'
'I think it's an alien'
'I'm a creepily pervy pussy-o-phile'
'Mummy put away the knife...'
You may have a day-job that requires your attention more than your blog (which I seriously doubt!) but please...spend a bit of face time with the screen and produce more of your brilliance for us to gush over...the pink bits aren't gonna make my screensaver.
Jake- Kudos for handling such a large Vag. You are on you way to Vag-city. Perhaps mayor? Anyway I think you 50 Cent should spend some at the "Candy Shop."
PS- If you are indeed taking requests I dare you to make a post about Green Jello, Bacon and Sit-N-Spins. Can you handle the heat?
Everyone loves a clean pussy. Oh and if your taking request could you show us her tits too
that is the teeniests clit i've ever seen. is she over 18?
Wow... I'm a lesbian, and yeah... as far as pussies go, that's not the worst I've seen. (good GOD have you all seen some of the pussies in lesbian porns? There's a problem when I'm watching porn, getting all... well... heh... then I suddenly get chills down my spine and wanna crawl in the corner and hide... ) Pussies arent that great to look at, but honestly, mine looks MUCH better than that. Leaves more to the imagination and it's less open to the world.
<< Josh said...
Vagina's are so gross. They look like Sci-Fi creatures. I'm so glad I'm gay. Tits I can deal with, they're fun to touch and fun to look at but please ladies, leave the underwear on. >>
Ohmigod, amazingly enough... I feel the exact same way...only... about penises and men... keep the boxers on, for the sake of all that is good in this world!!
Jake the Snake NOT Jake the Snatch...I can't believe you tried that on for us with your clothes on. It just makes you a Pussy holding up a pussy.
That is one beautiful vagina. This is coming from a female. Kudos to her!
I would kiss it. and i aint no lesbian
okay, well seeing as tho we are obviously on the topic of pussies - i actually am coming here for some advice. i'm 18 yrs old, and i have horrible selfesteeme because of how my vagina looks. I mean i don't think i'm ugly and everybody else seems to either want me or be jealous of me, but they also don't have my pussy in their fa e... so the point is, this roast beef thing- i'm not even sure what it means but i think i have it, but some guy above said it was from "overuse" and thats not the case. i have alot of respect for myself and don't sleep around and don't have sex alot. and it was like this before i even stared having sex! but my inner labia seem really big and when guys sit there throwing around that roastbeef phrase it just makes me feel disgusting about myself and my body. i don't know what the hell to do or think because what, every guy i'm with is going to think i'm disgusting? i mean cmon i just want to take a fucking knife or scissors and cut them off, but i'd prob bleed to death. can i get like a surgeon to do this? because for 8 months i haven't had sex bcuz o this and i honestly think i will die before i have sex again if i can't fix this nd make it look beautiful like i feel the rest of my body is. can someone PLEASE help me?!?!?!?! just like post back to this or something. thanx
anononymous, don't worry!! large inner labia are not that uncommon. use them to your advantage. flirt, play or even spread them playfully for your partner. it's your body, don't be ashamed of it. my partner has large labia. all pussies are a little different, so is yours. it's beautiful - believe it- if you do anything with confidence, you will succeed.
Anonymous with the large inner labia:
No! Don't even think of it! There are evil practitioners out there that do specialize in mutilating female genitalia, and they should all be hung by their scrota (or maybe their own labia, if female). Look, large labia are very, very attractive to many men, myself included. We need something to chew. Try this: place a mirror so you can watch your pussy as you bring yourself (by hand, by vibrator, whatever) to a state of excitement. You will see the inner labia engorge and spread like the petals on a flower. That's a signal to your lover that you are ready for him. It's a thing of beauty, to those who truly appreciate the female body. I love the feel of those inner lips when I caress a pussy. They are SUPPOSED to be there. They are wonderful to behold, and I hope you find a man who truly appreciates them. When you do, you will be ever so glad you kept them, and so will he!
hey, to the one above me. dont worry, i know exactly what you mean. i have this uh.... problem, and you are right it is not from overuse and ridiculously enough, just tonight i was at my friends and they were talking about "roast beef curtains" and it made me feel like i was about to die inside. ive been worried about it forever, and ive read up on everything i cuold possibly read up on, and ive wondered if everyone who had sex with me was just gonna think i was gross, and it sucks, i know. but my ex, actually... uh.. liked it. this is so weird to talk about sorry. haha. but anyways, ive read you can get surgery, but, it might damage your nerves down there and thats no good. i understand though, because i finally got to the point where i thought i was an attractive person, and i get hit on all the time, but i wonder why my vagina just cant be fucking normal looking or something. but it is normal looking and so is yours. everyone's is different and vaginas arent that great to look at anyways. no one is gonna think u r gross unless they are an asshole. anyways, i just wanted you to know that you arent alone.
I've seen that pink pussy on meetcam.com
I would like to add to the ladies who feel uncomfortable about their vaginas. if everyone in the world had a "NORMAL" vagina, there would be no turn-on left. its the mystery beheld in your pants that drives a man wild, not the actual organ. if the word "roast-beef" makes you disgusted when you think of your body, i'll tell you that you need to realise that men are men and they really couldnt care less what it looks like. if they like you enough they'll enjoy YOU and then everything is beautifully fine. sorry to sound like dr. phil but i hate it when women constantly complain about these things. A VAGINA IS AWESOME. it sure beats looking at a penis. email me if this makes sense mihardinger@yahoo.com
sup all i can say i love pussy it looks good it feels good why not just eat it
That is some deep sh!t! Why does't the lady just start an escort service so she can get paid to show off her vagina. Go to a strip club why don't you?!
i too worry about my labia all the time. that's how i ended up on this page actually, searching up on it. they're big and gross and i too just wanna fucking cut those nasty things off! i've only ever had one person see down there, my current boyfriend, and i'm the only girl he has seen. well, other then porn, i'm sure. and you can just guess how horrible that'd make me feel, knowing he must expect me to look like those porn stars with there surgically changed vaginas. he did note that they were larger (which made me about burst into tears right there) then he thought girls were. but he also knows that every girl is different, and we love eachother, and he loves my body. all of it. so, i wont tell you not to worry Anonymous, because i know what an impossible task that is, but.. just know that you're truly beautiful the way you are. c:
vaginas might be nice to fuck but to look at they make me sick
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