COLLECTION: 3 of 5
I don’t know if it’s my career path that rubs her the wrong way, or simply seeing me in action, but on my last visit home my mom said I need to be more mature. Really, I have no idea what she’s talking about. I’m plenty mature. Very mature to extremely mature on the maturometer. As proof, I offer you my nephew Oscar again…
Here I am teaching him to play piano.
Look at how good I am with him. Here we are playing with trains.
I even took him to the circus, which he loved…
…until he fell asleep. Even then though, I snuck him out without waking him.
When he got up again, we played even more. I dressed him in a fireman’s costume intended for a four year old—so cute—even after I rolled the sleeves up he swam in the thing.
Of course I looked even better in it. Look at me, I’m A giANT FIREMAN!
Of course, Oscar had a hard time appreciating it, but, well, the sooner kids learn to share the better.
So what’s confession number three? I don’t know.
Maybe it’s that my mom’s crazy.
Or that Oscar can’t share.
Or that I look a awesome in a firemen’s costume.
Or that I can be kinda vane.
I don’t care. Whatever, take your pick. I just wanted to show off how awesome I look in a fireman’s consume. Don’t I look awesome in the fireman’s costume? Yeah, it brightened my day too.
PS: Really, ever time I look at the blog, the fact that their aren’t working archive buttons kills me. Yes, you can go back through all the posts by clicking on an old one, then doing it again and again, but it's not the same. Anyone know how to do it? You helped me get the links buttons off the page, so I figure.... anyway, email me if you know how to make it work. It’s more than just turning them on though.
Here I am teaching him to play piano.
Look at how good I am with him. Here we are playing with trains.
I even took him to the circus, which he loved…
…until he fell asleep. Even then though, I snuck him out without waking him.
When he got up again, we played even more. I dressed him in a fireman’s costume intended for a four year old—so cute—even after I rolled the sleeves up he swam in the thing.
Of course I looked even better in it. Look at me, I’m A giANT FIREMAN!
Of course, Oscar had a hard time appreciating it, but, well, the sooner kids learn to share the better.
So what’s confession number three? I don’t know.
Maybe it’s that my mom’s crazy.
Or that Oscar can’t share.
Or that I look a awesome in a firemen’s costume.
Or that I can be kinda vane.
I don’t care. Whatever, take your pick. I just wanted to show off how awesome I look in a fireman’s consume. Don’t I look awesome in the fireman’s costume? Yeah, it brightened my day too.
PS: Really, ever time I look at the blog, the fact that their aren’t working archive buttons kills me. Yes, you can go back through all the posts by clicking on an old one, then doing it again and again, but it's not the same. Anyone know how to do it? You helped me get the links buttons off the page, so I figure.... anyway, email me if you know how to make it work. It’s more than just turning them on though.
25 Comments:
I think the you in the fireman's costume was your best pic yet.
You seem mature...as much as any guy ever could.
Cute little boy - he looks the age as my niece. We should set them up :-)
Being mature is retarded.
It means you are only a few steps away from wearing Depends undergarments and riding around in a Jazzy Wheelchair. Wait...that actually sounds kind of fun...
Wish I could help you out with your archives. I hate Blogger. I am a Greymatter Pro.
Oscar is a cutie, but I gotta tell you, I keep coming back to see more puppet porn!
those pics of you in the firefighter outfit are HOT! i would take those pics and make a calendar out of 'em. youve already got one customer - me!
looking hot in the fireman costume! i've sent u a mail on how to fix the archive 2 or 3 posts ago. hotmail's probably chuck my email to the junk folder :( gonna send u again. cheers
settings>> archiving>> daily/weekly/monthly>> save settings
REPUBLISH entire blog!!!!!!
this should work
Yeah, back to the happy, I love it.
I just like saying "Oscar"
Oscar Oscar Oscar Oscar
My brother's best friend in school was Kevin Meyers. I hope he named HIS kid Oscar.
That name just ROCKS!
You look so hot in that fireman costume I considered saving the picture to be my wallpaper on my computer, but then i decided i'm not quite ready to be that much of a stalker...yet
You wear the fireman's costume well, but my favorite picture has to be Oscar with the hat in his mouth -- his face is obscured but you can see his tiny little tongue on the hat's brim.
I don't want kids for yeaaaaaaaaaaaars, but it made my womb ache.
Why does everyone say you look hot in a fireman costume?
You don't.
You look utterly adorable. :)Especially with all those photos of you tending Oscar. Nothing sexier than a man and boy...uh, wait, that came out wrong.
Anyway, I fear that you are feeling some performance anxiety? Your recent blog entries seem to be missing some jake bronstein zing!
BRILLIANT AS ALWAYS O WIZE ONE.... YOU NEED TO BE A DAD... IT IS SO IN YOUR EYES AND BODY LANGUAGE WHEN YOU ARE AROUND YOUR NEPHEW.... LET HIM KEEP HIS INNOCENCE AS LONG AS POSSIBLE!!
you've got all of middle age to be mature.
aw geez...could you be a little more manipulative here? guys with kids - oldest trick in the book. girls just squish over it.
"oh look, he's going to make sucha good Daddy someday."
bleah. at least do some shots with puppies or something I can relate to. Oscar is obviously cool, and your sister naming her kid after Ghostbusters II is indisputably cool, but extensive guy-with-kid photo series...I call shenanigans.
however, the fireman photos go a long way to making me feel better about that.
Email me abush22@yahoo.com, and I can see what I can do about hosting your blog on another site. With archive buttons working properly.
i can't write you how to get your achives working again, because this comment-thing doesn't allow tags.
tell me your email address (leave it in my blog or something) and i'll help you.
but i think the way "the_red_star" told you, is the easiest one.
you want your archives working again, but you don't want your links-section back, do you?
rock on jake and thanks for your comment!
-jz
Yes, I do believe that you look HOT in the fireman's costume. Very shiny. I especially like the peek-a-boo chest esposure. I think you've found your stripper persona.
Even though everyone else has offered you their help, I'd be glad to give it a whirl as well. I emailed you awhile back, but I don't know if you got it. If you are interested in a new design I'd love to give you one. I could create it using some of your best pictures if you wanted.
To see some of my work, check out my design blog: babyjaneblogs.blogspot.com
That costume is f'ing HOT!
will you be my babies daddy?
WOW! You are the sexiest fireman I have even seen:)
Hooooooot....Jake, you can put out my fire any day ;)
Nothing original to say here.
Baby Oscar cute
Fireman Jake sexy
Archive buttons sucky
Me go back to work now.
I'm in love with Oscar's little toes. He's so cute and perfectly child-like with his feet tucked up underneath him like that, playing with his trains. Fabulous photo, I think everyone has seen someone they care about in the very same pose.
More flesh. Less plastic children's firemen costume. Love the tiny glimpse of tummy hair. More. More. More.
PURE SEX.
Did I just say that outloud?
Don't have children. NOT SEXY.
Uncle = sexy
oh oscar is cute but you , you jake i almost want to combine my dna with you . Our kids would be hot PR, West indian and whatever the hell you are. think about it - jazzygyrl2@yahoo.com
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