COLLECTION: Quiz (warning not suitable for family members or the weak of heart)
Get ready… it’s time for our first ever lightning quiz.
Q: What the hell is all of that?
Q: And what keeps clogging up my drain?
Q: Need a hint?
A: My hairy butt pre-manscaping… oops, I gave it away didn’t I.
Just a little something for everyone who emailed looking for more of the naked stuff. It’ll happen when it happens. Till then, well, I don’t know. Anyway, one of my goal for this weekend is to put a new post up every day and to fix the broken archive buttons. Wish me luck and check back often.
Oh and you’re probably wondering how if I shave the thing? I don't. That’d be itchy. A clipper is the way to go—sheered like a sheep three or four times a year (the picture above though was at about the 6 month point, way overgrown and far behind schedule). Of course, I’ve got to do the legs too, otherwise it looks like I’m wearing fur thigh-highs and, as long as I’ve got the thing out, I sometimes do the chest too. Oh, and my underarms. A little hair-removal in that area lets the deodorant do it’s job more effectively. Yeah, the whole thing is distressing to me too, but what can you do? Well, I guess that’s it then. See you soon.
Q: What the hell is all of that?
Q: And what keeps clogging up my drain?
Q: Need a hint?
A: My hairy butt pre-manscaping… oops, I gave it away didn’t I.
Just a little something for everyone who emailed looking for more of the naked stuff. It’ll happen when it happens. Till then, well, I don’t know. Anyway, one of my goal for this weekend is to put a new post up every day and to fix the broken archive buttons. Wish me luck and check back often.
Oh and you’re probably wondering how if I shave the thing? I don't. That’d be itchy. A clipper is the way to go—sheered like a sheep three or four times a year (the picture above though was at about the 6 month point, way overgrown and far behind schedule). Of course, I’ve got to do the legs too, otherwise it looks like I’m wearing fur thigh-highs and, as long as I’ve got the thing out, I sometimes do the chest too. Oh, and my underarms. A little hair-removal in that area lets the deodorant do it’s job more effectively. Yeah, the whole thing is distressing to me too, but what can you do? Well, I guess that’s it then. See you soon.
30 Comments:
You really need electrolysis---the Queer Eye guys should hook you up.
Your hairy ass is like the least sexy thing in the entire world. Show us more of it---
Awesome posts though. Totally hilarious.
Wow, that's gross. Really, really gross. And yet I can't stop looking at it. I kinda want to see it in person... what does it look like post-clipping I wonder?
A hairy ass in a thong was not exactly what I had in mind when I said, "....maybe next time?", but beggars can't be choosers. If nothing else, I guess this proves my SATYR theory.
I just wish I had some of that so people would stop calling me the hairless wonder. But on second thought... maybe I'll pass.
Still don't know how I got to your site, but damn... I just can't get enough of it.
This may put a damper on our relationship Jake.
well clearly you don't have any self-esteem / security issues if you're confident enuff to put THAT up on the net for all to see !!
I'd say more power to you and yor hairy ass !!!
I just swallowed my own throw up
wow...so the question has been answered - you are a thong man!
you really need to take care of that...that is by far the most disgusting ass ever...grab some nair, surgical gloves and toss the thongs!!!
I've been singing your praises all over the place, and my reward is to see your hairy ass. NASTY!
Show us more golden penis, if you feel the need to show us nude pictures.
Even if I clip it, it itches insanely during the first week or so. Do you have a secret ?
I find it so great to rediscover that my skin can feel the fabric of my underwear.
Do you take hormones or something? That is the only thing that could possibly explain THAT much hair...
Very much like a trainwreck. I know it's awful but I can't stop looking. In fact, I want to cuddle your ass hair. Just for 2 seconds. Ok. 5 seconds.
train wreck, really. You know u shouldnt and u really dont wanna but u still have to look. Wow, thats one hairy ass Jake. Did I say very hairy? I meant to.
Love the golden man bits.. so I guess you take the bad WITH the good. I still luv ya.
And I thought my ass was hairy. Damn!
I came looking for the pictures of my cute ass son, and came upon your ass again.( I am trying to avoid all naked pictures of the little brother). I just hope that you are a genetic freak and that oscar is not doomed to the same fate. And to think you have had the audacity to make fun of certain uncle (that shall remain nameless)...
Personally, I love your hairy ass.
Sadly enough Jake, I feel your pain. Perhaps a support group...?
Take it easy.
I love looking @ your hairy ass... I would love to have some of your ass-hair, could I? Will pay for postage and all...
the sad thing is is that i can see a really nice ass under all that hair. ah, with or without hair, you still hot jake!
Yeah...that is an awesome hairy ass man! Gotta respect the assfro. Do show us the end result tho, you can't just leave us with that lasting impression!
Wow, I love a man with a hairy ass!
stop hatin' on the bears, yo! MALES (and their HAIRY ASSES) ARE HOT. Who wants to gaze on cheeks that look like they belong on a 12 year old anyway? (except all you Jacko fans)
Queer Eye guys can suck my Camilla Parker-Bowlesies.
Wow, that is some pile of ass hair! I know, some of it is from other parts too, but damn. I personally have no problem with a hairy ass, though that is a lot of hair... Want the after shot too!
hey jake...i don't believe you. That just can't be your ass, the photos of the ice dive less than a month ago show your ass very much less hairy than that, and your legs aren't hairy enough to support that kind of foliage.
Too bad tho, it was hilarious while the ruse lasted...
Keep going mate, you are classic!
wow somebody else shaved off their gorrilla suit too. i got rid of mine this week. lol my friends are thankful too. but i didn't do it in the shower and clog the drain
wow, love your blog, hairy is manly
Honestly, when I first saw that I didn't know what the hell it was. But you remind me of a guy I know...we were chatting and one night he happened to tell me that he used to shave his ass...but he's a nasty perv and everyone says he's a woman. We've written a few songs about his hairy ass.
what a tragedy...the way god made you is best...and woofiest!
I would like to shave it for you and once I'm finished then the real fun begins.
Wow.
That's your ass?
Still...
you're totally fucking hot.
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