COLLECTION: What An Ice-Hole
Question: How does a perfectly usable weener become a totally frozen popsicle?
Answer: Through a little known Finnish tradition known as Ice Diving. In actually there’s no diving, and hardly any ice. Tons of icy water though. And therein lies the problem. In fact, the water temp is below freezing, so they drop a pump in the hole to keep it circulating so it can’t freeze over. And that’s when you jump in. Naked. Yup, the artic circle is a crazy place.
Below you’ll find a series of pictures depicting the dive. Essentially what happens is this: You go to a small cabin, strip down, run 50 yards through the snow to yet a another cabin, disrobe (if you wore the robe in the first place that is), climb in, make some funny faces and watch your body first shrivel then freeze (really, not only did my hair freeze solid, my eyelids froze shut as well). Enjoy.
Oh, wait, a special thank-you to wine critic Jordan McKay and magazine editor Darrin Frei for letting me use their pictures. DISCLAIMER: WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE THREE PICTURES ABOVE, NONE OF THE PHOTOS IN THIS POST WERE ACTUALLY TAKEN BY ME. Also, there were some pretty grim pictures at the top of my baloney pony the day after sporting a serious case of frostbite (all better now, thanks), but I decided it was just too much. I'll spare you the agony. Instead, just bear witness as the Fins turn man-bits to boy-bits...
PS: DON’T FORGET TO BOOKMARK THIS PAGE AS I WILL BE REMOVING THE LINK FROM JAKEBRONSTEIN.COM IN THE NEXT DAY OR THREE.
Answer: Through a little known Finnish tradition known as Ice Diving. In actually there’s no diving, and hardly any ice. Tons of icy water though. And therein lies the problem. In fact, the water temp is below freezing, so they drop a pump in the hole to keep it circulating so it can’t freeze over. And that’s when you jump in. Naked. Yup, the artic circle is a crazy place.
Below you’ll find a series of pictures depicting the dive. Essentially what happens is this: You go to a small cabin, strip down, run 50 yards through the snow to yet a another cabin, disrobe (if you wore the robe in the first place that is), climb in, make some funny faces and watch your body first shrivel then freeze (really, not only did my hair freeze solid, my eyelids froze shut as well). Enjoy.
Oh, wait, a special thank-you to wine critic Jordan McKay and magazine editor Darrin Frei for letting me use their pictures. DISCLAIMER: WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE THREE PICTURES ABOVE, NONE OF THE PHOTOS IN THIS POST WERE ACTUALLY TAKEN BY ME. Also, there were some pretty grim pictures at the top of my baloney pony the day after sporting a serious case of frostbite (all better now, thanks), but I decided it was just too much. I'll spare you the agony. Instead, just bear witness as the Fins turn man-bits to boy-bits...
PS: DON’T FORGET TO BOOKMARK THIS PAGE AS I WILL BE REMOVING THE LINK FROM JAKEBRONSTEIN.COM IN THE NEXT DAY OR THREE.
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It must have really taken balls to get in that water! No pun intended, but I'm sure it was fun. I love your blog and you website, please keep the entries comming. BTW you look sooo much sexier all nice and shaved. Good Luck! and Cheers, Erica
Hey Jake-
I loved you on RR Islands. You probably hate hearing that now,huh?:) Nice to finally see what all the fuss was about...keep the entries coming. Hey...whatever happened to your bathroom book?
~Corkles
Very awesome. I'm jealous.
I think i love you. You fine!
I had to make an account just to tell you that.
damn, it was proboply shrunk up a bit too. i'm very impressed.
I agree Jakey...I heard you were big and now there is confirmation..you should be very proud!
Nice! I loves to see me some penis at work in the afternoon!
i LOVE you... if you went for guys... i'd be all over you.
i had to check this page just for the cock... keep 'em coming ;)
i was sent in the direction of the jewish penis.
Yeah, it's great n' all, but what is the Finnish point of jumping through a hole-in-the-ground into freezing water, Mr. GoldenRod? And, how much Finlandia did you guys throw back? :-)
Interesting how your hair is dry after you take the dip. Could it have been deliberate to avoid showing a shriveled pod? hmmm
What's a Jewish boy doing with an uncut penis????? It looked uncut! Are you uncut?
*corkles wonders if Anonymous has EVER seen an uncut penis*
Holy crap, the water looks filthy! I dont think I could possibly do that... yikes! Oh, and one of the pics, as you're climbing back up... is utterly terrifying... you look like some sort of vampire climbing out of a watery grave ready to attack me...
naked.
Hmm.
*ponders*
What's the deal with the fake snow in the first pictures.
:P
PLOOOOOT!
I agree -deliciously sexy. Daring guys are sexy, guys who aren't ashamed of their bodies are sexy, and guys with hot bods and wangers are extremely sexy! YUM!
Jesus... Who cares if he's uncircumcised or circumcised??? As You can obviously see in in the pics - he IS cut!
Anyway... I like these pics. They're natural!
Guys, keep going on with this kind of stuff!!!!
see ya
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